mindykahling:
My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??Me:
My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??
Me:
starbuckssollux:
writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themesenglish teachers:
writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes
english teachers:
hippiee:
people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto
moisemorancy:
😂😂😂
rabioheab:
there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea
bitter-feminist:
Picture this: it’s 2007, you’re on your family computer on stardoll.com listening to Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne on repeat. Your ringtone is I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. You somehow don’t realize you’re not straight.
real-live-dragon:
harvard-dad:The worst part about parallel parking is the witnessesno witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking
harvard-dad:
The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking
